Eli Mason included in CMT Music Awards Gift Bag!!

Eli Mason is thrilled to be included in this year's CMT Gift Bag for performers and presenters! Does this mean that Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard (who was spotted today at Prince's Hot Chicken, BTW) will be raising an Old Fashioned backstage with Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton? Yes, yes it does.

It's a big haul. Can you spot us?

CMT gift bags Eli Mason 2014

And check out this special shout-out at the 0:30 mark in this video at CMT.com!

CMT Eli Mason cocktail mixer

If only everyone who went to the 2014 CMT Music Awards could go home with this gift bag, we'd all be able to have one completely perfect day.

If you were a celebrity, this is how I picture it all going down after you pick up your bag:

You'd start the day off with Beaverdam Creek stone-ground grits for breakfast, maybe with some Good Spread peanut butter and honey spread on top.

By that time, it would be cocktail hour. So get some old fashioneds ready with the Eli Mason mixer. All you need is bourbon and a few friends willing to try something kind of old-school. But be sure to set out some Piggy Brittle from the Loveless Café so your friends can try something new -- peanut brittle with bacon.